At Least it Wasn't Wet

Sam's been carrying around a eraser that looks like a worm off and on all weekend. With the Valentine's party last week I just assumed it was some gift. Tonight I asked him exactly what it was. He's not sure, but he found it on the floor in the bathroom at school! So I said, "Really? You found that on the bathroom floor and decided to keep it?" And he said "Well it wasn't wet." So I don't know what I'm worried about - he does have standards.